Hisses After the Dust Settled

  • “Chaotic energy, a fantastic laugh, and a spreadsheet for every occasion. Jakey is the triple threat you didn’t know you needed. Part-time chaos coordinator, full-time Excel wizard. The only person I’d trust to organize a heist and a kid's birthday party in the same afternoon.”

    Blender-Hannah (obviously a blender expert)

  • “Even though the obvious ADHD he is as organized as an autistic savant!”

    Carl_of_Duty (upcoming 3D-wizard)

  • ”A total pain in the ass it you don’t like having fun”

    hejjlinnea (professional movie critic)

  • “Never felt stressed during the project — Jakob kept it all running smoothly, managing chaos with spreadsheets and bad jokes.”

    Gabbsstar (After Effects Recovered Addict)

  • “Sadly for me and the boys, Jakob is MUCH better as a project manager than a fourth in our Warzone quad. You’ll be lucky — unlike us.”

    JeffreyOliver (Sweden's top Hip-hop/RnB Artist/Producer)

  • Jakob and his dark humor are the heart of any team. Sarcasm might be his second language, but punctuality is his first. Jakob is the guy who will crack a joke and then show up early to help you out. Talk about reliability with a twist! His efficiency is legendary—every team needs a player like him.

    Sofija (acclaimed top-model photographer)

  • Churchill rallied a nation with words; Jakob rallies a team with coffee, puns, and an uncanny ability to make us feel like geniuses.

    DK-Anders (Houdini mastermind and future weed farmer)

  • “We should’ve stopped at 3 kids”

    Mom (just “mom”)

  • “He gave me grey hair way too early — military training didn’t prepare me for him.”

    Dad (Former Special Forces)